First of all, I'm making art for my apartment..because...well...it will need some. I am attempting to create an abstract Toronto-ish/city at night type thing..but it's not really going over too well...so I've given up on it, and am instead going to attempt this beauty:
Okay...yes...I do realize it's quite ambitious, but, I've always been a fan of the 'go big, or go home' motto, so I'm going big, and if I fail, well..it will probably still find its way into my bedroom somehow. It's just too beautiful to not try to recreate.
NEXT, my list is coming along nicely I watched the sunset out on Lake Erie the other night: 
It was beautiful, as you can see! So that's another thing off of my summer bucket list that has been accomplished!
Now, I have two questions for you... let's just suggest, so that I have minimal explaining to do, that these are 100% completely hypothetical situations.
1) What would you do/how would you react if, upon arriving back from a grand time somewhere other than were you left your shoes, you realized that only one of your shoes was missing. Then, drunken and stumbling around, a growl from the bushes errupts, and you see a giant possum sitting on your sandal with a strap in its giant fangs. It would look something like this:
"GRRRRROWL!!!!"
Rather frightening I'd say!
2) You are dancing at a concert and you have a guido infront of you and behind you...when all of a sudden, the guido infront of you gets so into his hardcore fist pumping, his guido hair-spike jabs you in they eye and causes your eye to fall out and therefore result in your blindness! :
...Just a couple of scenarios to consider in life.
Anywho, I have a wedding to attend this weekend, and I'm oh-so excited because I love weddings, wedding receptions, wedding cakes, and seeing my family. OH! And open bars, which this one happens to be. So basically it's a winning weekend for me! Woo whoo!
Enjoy your night readers!
-Satisfy my Soul
Bahaha those are quite the situations. I think I would have to throw my mother shoe at the possum and hope that makes him go away so that I can retrieve my stolen shoe. If it doesn't, I will have lost both shoes, but thats fine because at least I won't be stuck with one mismatched shoe :P
ReplyDeleteAlso I would have to sue the guido for all he's worth and use the money for eye replacement surgery. Or just get a glass eye and use the rest of the money for something awesome. Like a trip to Florida to the new Harry Potter theme park. Bahahaha.
YAY WEDDING! I'm excited for free booze! I can't get too drunk though because I have to work on Sunday. Boooo. LOL!